Can you say over-hyped?
Now, despite having a nice Special Edition version lying on the television stand downstairs, I didn't watch the first installment of the series. Having never convinced my parents to buy me one of the overpriced Hasbro action figures, I didn't really have a desire to watch a movie starring them.
Still, this being the end of the school year and all- we had to do something (we went downtown yesterday, but the CUPE strikers seemed to be everywhere we wanted to go.)
Anyways, expecting a crowd, we showed an hour early to buy tickets. There's a small cinema near my house- but everything considered, going early wasn't really necessary. It's the first day, yes- but elementary school students are still in school, and besides, this theatre isn't typically full (even in spite of $6 tickets).
We were about thirtieth in line, so by the time we got in, there were still plenty of good seats.
The movie was confusing at times, with the plot heading in so many directions, that it was difficult to keep track. By no means was this a sophisticated movie or anything- it was just poorly written. The entire thing seemed like a two and a half hour long cliche.
SPOILER: Aliens destroying cities, attempting to block out the Sun, and a secret location set in Egypt/Jordan.
END OF SPOILERS Doesn't this sound familiar? It reminded me of every other extraterrestrial warfare movie I've ever seen.
Now, for testosterone-fuelled males, concerned more about big explosions, Megan Fox, and condo-sized robots than actual plot; well then, this is the movie for you.
The acting was weak, the special effects over-dramatic, and the soundtrack eerily reminiscent of
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Don't go see this.